Turkey Balls

When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.

Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 5, 2020

Ballsacktomy

A method of birth control.

The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.

Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.

"My dad had a ballsacktomy because my Mom doesn't want to have more kids. He let the doctors chop his nuts off."

by The Queen of Errythang July 20, 2014

Sussy among us balls

Sussy among us balls is a phrase from among us slang used to say that something is extra sussy.

Yellow: damn bro red is sussy among us balls imposter deez nuts among us

Cyan: Yeah

by anonymous July 1, 2021

Arm Balls

When one’s nutsack hangs down next to the shaft, resembling arms of an inverted cactus. Heat is usually a contributing factor.

Did you see Bobby when he got out of the sauna? He had full-on arm balls.

by Jon the American February 11, 2021

Trump balls

A stand-alone response to a statement, declaring that the person giving it has no proof. Literally, "That's your imagination!"

Statement: "Ever see Hillary up close? She has a third eye! "
Response: "Trump balls!"

by Sunny Smith February 26, 2017

ballsap

(noun) Slang term for a man's seminal fluid, semen, or come.

It seemed like it had been a very long time since they had been alone with one another and as far as she was concerned it HAD been a long time, too long in fact. So when she felt the tell-tale signs his body was giving her, smooth-as-silk Shannon removed Nikki from between her lips and began to briskly massage his manhood, milking a massive amount of his ballsap from him that had been pent-up for her and overdue. Nikki moaned an orgasmic revelry as he erupted on and all over her bountiful breasts. Shannon smiled satisfied, his seed secure and subdued.

by Nikki Stixx January 23, 2022

Lint Balls

The term comes from loose toilet paper particles. Clinging to the butthairs and ballhair. From rapid movement trying to remove pudding skins after taking a poop or hairy hurdler.

During this pandemic the use of cheap toilet paper has been the go-to choice for many.

The shelves been stripped of all paper products. Leaving only lower quality bargain store brands.

Hey Jimmy was eating Kristy and said she had Lint Balls.

Mommy calls dingle berrys Lint Balls.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 10, 2020