Strictly Ballroom

Lame, stupid, etc.

As most of us know, ballroom dancing isn't all that fuuun so, if something isn't quite up to par it is "stricly ballroom".

"Lennie is strictly ballroom!"
"I know, eh? That guy goes to Star Wars conventions"

by EhJay October 20, 2005

Ballroom Dance

A kind of shimmy a man does, usually while standing up, in order to adjust the position of his genitals inside his pants.

His underwear was all bunched up, so Bob just did a ballroom dance to make his junk more comfortable.

by AdamAtom July 15, 2011

ballroom

Wearing particularly loose boxers to prevent chafing during particularly vigorous pelvic thrusts in the hope of impressing the ladies while dancing.

"Diedre! Aren't you impressed? I'm wearing loose boxers to provide ballroom!
Aaaand Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! MmmmYeah!

by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020

Ballroom

Obnoxious dancing to obnoxious music with obnoxious costumes with some pretty weird people

Jen: you do ballroom?
Sarah: no I just dance with gay boys,with shoes that hurt a lot and with black skirts and booty shorts.

by Ballroompeople July 6, 2021

Ballroom Buff

It means that you want to have the Ballroom Body.

Gym trainer: What type of body are you aiming for?
Me: Ballroom Buff
Gym trainer: what's that?
Me: Legs, arms and torso but I don't want to be puff like a body builder.

by Sakurakage February 24, 2023

Ballroom gays

Ballroom gays are the ones who would do underground drag shows.

Master splinter only has access to the ballroom gays.

by KaptinAwsum May 28, 2023

Ballroom Film

A film whose emotional, narrative, or symbolic climax occurs within a ballroom or similarly grand, gilded interior. Often associated with themes of transformation, illusion, social tension, or hidden identity.

I’m in the mood for a ballroom film — anyone wanna watch Eyes Wide Shut?

by DuckBackscratcher June 28, 2025