a.b.s

After Beer Shit. The mighty beast that is produced the morning after a heavy night drinking. Usually offensive to all within a 5 mile radius.

Dude i just had my a.b.s, i'd give it five minutes if i were you!

by slaveboy August 21, 2006

a.b.s

Anorexic Beer Slut, super skinny girls always looking for free booze with which to intoxicate themselves to a terrible degree, bringing out the need for them to try to hook up with everything that's moving

'Dude Dan watch out for Anna, I hear she's a real a.b.s, don't let her near the brew and if she gets her hands on some run for cover.'

by Jared September 1, 2008

S.A.B.S.

an acronym for: sorry about being sweet. used as an excuse for any occasion.

may also stand for sorry about butt sex but only in rare occasions

guy 1: dude you ate the last slice of pizza!
guy 2: S.A.B.S. bro

guy 1: dude you slept with my girlfriend!
guy 2: S.A.B.S. bro

by mcsweet3000 February 20, 2009

F.A.B.A.S.A.

fat ass bad ass skinny ass

you are a F.A.B.A.S.A.

by Fuck a Goat August 3, 2007

A.B.S

An acronym meaning the Anti Bail Squad.
An association of friends determined to stop other friends they are with bailing and going to sleep. Often formed at festivals. The original ABS consisted of Jenny, Sarah, Doug and Kelly. Drugs are often involved.

"This is the A.B.S, get the fuck up NOW!"

by Jenny 32 January 2, 2009

C.A.B.S.

Community-Accquired Snark and Bitchiness, commonly contracted from spending long periods of time on snark communities and gossip sites like ONTD, Go Fug Yourself, TMZ, Perez Hilton, etc.

"You really need to stop going to ONTD, man. That place is giving you a terminal case of C.A.B.S."

by MizPlunderBunny February 20, 2009

T.A.B.S

True Ass Bitch(s) or Thristy Ass Bitch (s) or Terrible Ass Bitch(s) or Trippin Ass Bitch(s) or Tellin Ass Bitch(s) or Twisted Ass Bitch(s)

Someone who's real or doesn't know when to stop (T.A.B.S)

by Vivir Alambre March 10, 2014