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can we just all quit fuckin around and admit that led zepplin is the greatest band ever? it would really save a lot of completely useless back and forth and free up some legitimate time to rescue those in haiti and elsewhere. I'm serious. get high. face the facts. and lets commit to some fundamentally useful discussion. led zepplin is just fuckin better than all the rest. email me offlinine if youre on meth and cant get your head around it. muchas gracias.
greatest band ever. not the fuckin eagles
by todd fuckin roberts January 24, 2010
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worst band ever

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A highly sought-after title among many musicians, including (but not limited to) Nickelback, the Beastie Boys, Aerosmith, Linkin Park and Jessica Simpson. It has been speculated that they pursue this appellation because they are unable to compete in arenas of actual merit, and so have rebelled against the established standards to create their own uniquely emetic mixture of atrocious music and popular appeal.
"Nickelback is the worst band ever."
"That's not official. Yet."
by maryla December 4, 2007
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gayest band ever

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guy: dude have you heard of this band that all of the emo and goth faggots are listening to at school?
guy 2: yea dude a7x is the gayest band ever
by dssdsdddddddddddddddddd April 27, 2011
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worst band ever

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there are many worst bands ever...too many,heh heh...

Hootie and the Pearl Jam and anybody who sounds like them.(there are about a million bands that sound like them)
modern music sucks big ol' herpes infected balls
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The Band Eclypse

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A wannabe octet founded by L.E.D., the wealthiest boy in the town of Scarsdale, NY.

L.E.D.'s image can be closely compared to the story of B-Rad Gluckman, minus the success.

The band's shows consist only of students that attend the same school as the founder, and their parents and relatives. Critics view the band's attempt at fame unsuccessful and a disgrace to all genres that the band claims to incorporate: hip-hop/rap, rock, pop.

The lyrics of the band's songs contain material which the rapper L.E.D. fantasizes could be a reality. "My dad put a gun to my head and said, 'Nah I'm just kidding'" is a clear example of his attempt at living a dream. Any wealthy child clearly wishes their father could make an attempt at murdering their own son.
I honestly can't listen to The Band Eclypse... I'd rather listen to Sam Adams or Justin Bieber or something that's ACTUALLY pleasing to the ears!
by 1xsamadamsx1 October 27, 2010
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