smarm alarm

An instinct born of experience that tells you an insincere and ingratiating person is approaching.

Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2020

Azariah

Is a girl who loves to make someone smile. She always tries to help and when she can't it breaks her heart. She hates it when her friends fight. She hates having to choose between people she cares for. She is smart and funny. She sometimes can seems like bitch when all she is trying to do is help! It is sometimes hard to understand her. Shes been through a lot in her life. She has a wonderful life and chooses her friends wisely. She has the most amazing friends and best friend! She loves to watch anime and party! People try and say shes ugly and bossy. Her friends help her see that she is beautiful no matter how she looks. She is a very rare person. She will do almost anything for just one friend! She loves a variety of music! She plays sports and instruments. She really loves to help and she always will shine! She is not afraid to go up on stage and sang and dance! She might say things she regrets and might hurt your feelings when she didn't mean to. She will always shine bright! She loves to sing and dance and act!! She might like white boys more than black boys or the other way around! she has very fragile heart and has very fragile feelings! She is a great PERSON!!!!!!

#sports #funny #smart #lovely #great

Azariah: hey

Friend 1: hey

Azariah: i love your outfit

friend 1 : Thanks , i love yours to

Azariah : no problem and yours is way better!

by Itz_Moka!!! MSP January 7, 2017

New Mexican burglar alarm

Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.

Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.

by Crazy Daniel "Webster" November 3, 2006

alarm clock

Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.

Person One: I need to wake up early! I should tell my mom to wake me up.

Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.

Person One: Good idea!

by thenameisriley April 11, 2013

Mokena Alarm Clock

When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.

Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.

by Coach1977 July 27, 2012

Penis Alarm Clock

The act of taking your penis and smacking someone until they wake up

" How'd you like the penis alarm clock this morning"

by ConStart September 13, 2016

Seven Alarm Challenge

The action of violently shitting yourself during sexual intercourse with seven people.

I tried the Seven Alarm Challenge and it failed miserably, we all almost died.

by AN0SEater December 23, 2020