portal axle

an in-wheel transmission that lifts the drive axle increasing ground clearance, portal axles are used in the unimog as well as in other vehicles. they generally do not raise the axle much, but because of their gear reduction, they allow for a smaller differential case, because there is less strain on the differential

"why is the axle above the center of the wheel?"
"it has portal axles"
"wtf?"

by Subliminator January 21, 2010

greasy axle

a sweaty arse crack,

fuck its so hot ive got a greasy axle,

by harrydare October 4, 2012

Bent Axle

To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.

It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.

Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...

" Look, he has a bent Axle"

And everyone laughed....

Look, he has a Bent Axle....

by SteakSammich March 7, 2022

Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.

Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.

by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019

Axleoc

Some guy who uses the word "incompetent" too much and has nice thighs

person 1: man who is that guy
person 2: idk but hes an Axleoc

by orange_slice November 1, 2020

Velvet Axlegrease

The silky lubrication between your fingers after giving your woman a love rub.

Abraham: I hate giving mustache rides cause the velvet axlegrease goes up my nose.
Paco: That's why i always carry swimming goggles and nose plugs.

by conqPACOdor42 March 28, 2009

Axleoc

A guy who uses the word "incompetent" too much, and has nice thighs

Person 1: Who is that guy?

Person 2: I dont know but he is an Axleoc

by orange_slice November 1, 2020