aston edge

usually the first one to pick up a chicken leg and decorate it on christmas eve.

aston edge will you marry me?

by Shellsss December 22, 2008

Aston Academy

A toxic school ran by a creep.

I don’t want to go to Aston Academy. Send me to a better school that’s not ran by a creepy principal.

by LELE SHANKZ March 15, 2021

ethan aston

the biggest asshole in the world. is a fat cunt only bathes every two weeks and has no friends. everytime he swears in clase he gets away with it because of his "needs" what he dosent have. hes an asshole and trys to act cool

oh look its ethan aston the ahole

by whyhaveabswhenyoucanhavekababs June 6, 2018

Aston Martin One-77

Sweet car. Incredibly fast, with a top speed of 240 MPH, even more with NOS. Price: 2.3-2.8 Million. Amazing to drive. Makes Ferrari look like a Toyota. Aston Martin's newest car, and the most expensive car of 2008-09. V12 engine

Dude A: Dude! Check out that Enzo!
Dude B: Na, Aston Martin One-77 beats the shit outta that car!

by JakesAngel September 12, 2009

asston

Also known as assload, an asston is actually a generic and undefined measure of capacity used when the amount is deemed excessive.

This is one asston of beer for two people to drink.

by RabidWeasel February 17, 2006

Aston

Aston is a definition for someone who always knows best and is the strongest in the group also means the kind one and a ladies man

Aston is a good person

by Thatboss242 January 15, 2017

Aston Martin

Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?

I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004