awkwardly straight

A straight guy that comes off gay even though he is straight.

1.) He was a total cutie! I thought he might be gay but then I realized he is awkwardly straight."
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.

by Jryde June 10, 2012

that awkward moment

some new facebook fad where someone will put on their wall starting with that awkward moment and often times following it with something thats not awkward at all

fb status: that awkward moment when you miss the plane to go to Ireland

comment: thats not awkward that just sucks

by weathrguy September 16, 2011

Awkward

When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online.

...ohh...well this is awkward....

by 2pedophiles June 18, 2011

That awkward moment when

A phrase that prefaces a Facebook status update that uses the word awkward in the same way most people use the word irony (read: incorrectly). Essentially, "awkward moments" are never awkward.

Person A: That awkward moment when you realize you will die alone
Person B: That's not awkward, that's sad and soul crushing.

As you can see, Person B is well read and has a firm grasp on the definition of the word awkward and that awkward moment when, Person A on the other hand is a sad plebeian who hasn't come to such realizations.

by Lexicomane December 27, 2011

awkwarditity

The act of awkardness.

Matt's awkwarditity kept him from ever getting laid.

by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007

awkwardate

To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)

Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.

by Cheryl Beryl November 6, 2007

awkward

passing a homeless person on your way to a coin star machine.

the most awkward thing that could happen is passing a homeless person carrying a jar full of change.

by Daniel Palu January 18, 2009