Autonomistic

Autistic. But for cars! yayyyyyyyyyyy

Now children, Do not go near those white vans. They are Autonomistic and will rape you if you get too near

by teaching_feeling June 24, 2020

Autonomo

Person that participates in creating and maintaining an autonomous zones on public and/or private property.

The police are allowing those autonomos to block the road.

by terranya March 10, 2021

Atonomy

Persons body

“Whoa you have some sweet atonomy!”

“Thanks Bro!”

by Undermaster101 September 27, 2022

Autonomous Systems

Machines, software, or vehicles capable of performing complex tasks and making situated decisions over extended periods without real-time human guidance. They perceive their environment through sensors, interpret the data, plan a course of action, and act—all while dealing with uncertainty and unexpected events. The autonomy spectrum ranges from "follow pre-set rules" to "learn and adapt on the fly." The defining feature is agency: the system is not just automated, but has the capacity to choose how to achieve its given objective.

Autonomous Systems Example: A self-driving car navigating city traffic, choosing when to change lanes, and reacting to a jaywalker is an Autonomous System. So is a planetary rover like Perseverance, which can select its own path to a target, avoid hazards, and decide which rocks to laser-zap for analysis, all during a communication blackout with Earth. It's a trusted, independent agent.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Interface

K.A.M.I. The interface for the anomaly known as the Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Energy Field, a creation of the Greetings Robotics Corporation, in partnership with the United Nations Counter-Terrorism Committee

Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Interface Is the most direct way we have found to interact with the anomalous energy field known as KAME.

by Whatsit2yaa May 6, 2022

In-Autonomonosis

The inability to allow labor freedoms, perks, reasonable compensation and recognition for quality work.

The labor structure in the United States is in a state of in-autonomonosis.

by SonnyJMase March 15, 2024

battery autonomous future

The trend in recent "innovations" where the main focus is powering something with a battery (usually a large lithium-ion battery), turning something into an autonomous pod, or a combination of both. The thing that's being innovated usually works better without a battery or operated by a human being. Coined by Justin Rozniak on the Well There's Your Problem podcast.

"dude, did you hear about the new thing Elon Musk came up with? He's going to move people underground using battery-powered autonomous pods!"

"Bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future'

by theryrover360 April 3, 2024