Autocalling

The act of calling ourselves to find our phone or to remember our name.

He was autocalling himself, he has no memory after that party.

by Myhuoseisadragon July 12, 2023

Autosadism

also known as automasochism, it is the act of deriving pleasure from causing oneself pain (physical or otherwise) or humiliation. that may be a form of selfharm, a form of masochism, a sublimated form of sadism, a type of paraphilia, or a way to experience algolagnia

person A: "dude i'm so into autosadism, everytime i selfharm i get so turned on!"
person B: "you're kinda sick in the head, i like that though"

by someonemakingdefinitionzzzz March 8, 2025

autoCabbage

As in autoCorrect but with a memory that has been lobotomised. In other words with the intellect of an entity that has been reduced to a cabbaged brain. Typical of the Apple texting system for iPhones when messaging.

John: "Hey how are you doing mate?"
Jane: "I'm God thanks"
John: "Oh dear, are the new tablets you got from the doctor not working? That's a bold statement to assume the personality of The Almighty"
Jane: "Doh sorry, that was autoCabbage, I'm *good thanks"

by Paul Flip June 8, 2025