Mike always knew she had a few bats in the attic but never thought the crazy bitch would resort to stalking him at his job.
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When you attempt to go to the toilet and as soon as your dirty eye spys the toilet bowl the entire contents of your bowel empty before your backside hits the toilet seat.
When you attempt to go to the toilet and as soon as your dirty eye spys the toilet bowl the entire contents of your bowel empty before your backside hits the toilet seat.
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A person with a large and usually unkempt hair style. This could be when the hair is tied back with a ribbon and splayed out, resulting in an atomic boff.
by The Buddah August 12, 2007
Get the Atomic Boff mug.when you fart with your bare ass directly on a person's face.
typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.
typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.
Friend who wakes up in the morning says: "Yo, why does everything I eat taste like shit?" or "What the fuck? Who the fuck farted in here?" or simply "I feel dirty."
You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."
Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."
You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."
Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."
by Fartologist SBD April 30, 2012
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Dudette 1- "I was in Math yeterday and let an Atomic Toot loose, so bad, the class uproared in an EWWWww!" She wispered to her friend.
Dudette 2-"Remember how I got into that accident the other day?"
Dudette 1-"Yea, I remember. The one with your Mom." she replied.
Dudette 2-"Well, I let an Atomic Toot out so ferocious that it 'Did' Knock my Mom out!"
Dudette 2-"Remember how I got into that accident the other day?"
Dudette 1-"Yea, I remember. The one with your Mom." she replied.
Dudette 2-"Well, I let an Atomic Toot out so ferocious that it 'Did' Knock my Mom out!"
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Get the Atomic Blond mug.A characteristic that is most commonly found amongst indie pop fans, they often have girlfriends that are out of their league, love craft beer and change careers often. They mostly have mod haircuts.
"The flavor of chia seeds is too weak in my Mongolian pale ale."
"Oh come on, stop being so atolic!"
"There's a common notion, even though sometimes discredited by the scientific community and deemed an urban legend, that if you coz in your Citroen at midnight in the foothills of Dubovac, while drinking Byzantine IPA, a wild atolic will appear and serenade you with a Belle & Sebastian tune"
"Oh come on, stop being so atolic!"
"There's a common notion, even though sometimes discredited by the scientific community and deemed an urban legend, that if you coz in your Citroen at midnight in the foothills of Dubovac, while drinking Byzantine IPA, a wild atolic will appear and serenade you with a Belle & Sebastian tune"
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