Athena

Athena's are very caring and kind. They have both inner and outer beauty though they may not realize it. they are also very talented. Athena's make the perfect friend. They can bring smiles to peoples faces and always help others. They can be a bit insecure. They can be very childish at times but they are intelligent.

Dude 1:Have you heard 'Athena' sing?!
Dude 2:Yeah! Shes talented!

by LoofacoPR July 28, 2014

Political Atheist

One who is too intelligent and informed to believe any of the political ideologies being pushed today. Their knowledge of government has evolved to the point that they cannot trust, in any way, shape, or form the fairy tales and coincidences peddled by people in power, regardless of the party a politician proclaims him/herself to be in. A political atheist understands that these people tend to be the worst of humanity-- greedy, sociopathic, narcissistic, lying criminals and are not worthy of supporting; especially not with a vote.

To trust a politician is the ultimate act of misplaced faith.

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."

-Mark Twain, political atheist

by Marshemellow September 1, 2016

Sneeze Atheist

A person who doesn't say "Bless you" or "Gesundheit" after hearing someone else sneeze and anyone who ignores or prefers not to receive such a response after sneezing.

Greg cringes at work after sneezing when the chorus of "bless you", "bless you" rolls in. He sneezes a couple of times most mornings in his process of waking up after getting to work. He finds his coworkers annoying in their ritual and has become a "Sneeze Atheist".

by Commuter on Breeze December 16, 2012

Internet Atheist

An asshole one that basically bitches about how religion is bad and often says

that the world would be better without religion you’ll often find them on YouTube

and profiles will likely contain edgy names like god slayer and playlists on evolution and atheism in an attempt to feel smart. Atheists are sadly associated with these people

Video about Jewish Culture

Internet Atheist: this is a prefect example of how religion makes people stupid

average person: shut up

by I’m neutral October 21, 2020

internet atheist

People who say that they are the minority yet if you say your a Christian they treat you so horribly and become so irrational of reason that they themselves become the very thing they despise. Internet Atheism is like a westboro baptist church, they believe that if you believe in god, than you should be oppressed and exterminated until the religous person, usually Christian, only has the few cubic centimeters in his skull to think freely. These are the scum, they hate Christians because they think that they are mass murderers, let alone do they realize all the atrocities commited in the name of atheism I.E. Soviet Union, China. They think they are intellectually enlightened because there fat little shits that want to feel special.

Internet Atheist are just as militant as islamic extremist

by Rosy O donnel October 24, 2015

Athena

The smartest girl you know and hates being humiliated.

She’s such an Athena

by No-one 1234567890190 March 9, 2019

Atheist Children Get Presents Day

Christmas; Hanukkah.

A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.

I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.

You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!

by Cate B February 12, 2009