asstards

A curse word used commonly instead of bastard. It was first used in the webcomic Casey and Andy. www.caseyandandy.com

Bill Gates couldnt be more of an asstard.

Linux fanboys are such asstards.

That dude is such an asttard guy.

Frederik is cheating that asstard.

Kulex is using AWP again that asstard.

The asstard thinks hes funny.

Freud was an asstard, jung was a genius.

asstards by Lifeisaglitch April 21, 2006

Asstard 

Not quite an asshole, retard, or a bastard but, a asstard!

That guy is a big asstard.

Asstard by Robspace August 16, 2010

asstard 

you are mean and retarded at the same time. congratulations, if somebody called you this.

"you are an asstard for giving me a breakup note and staying to watch me read it."

asstard by im not an asstard November 12, 2009

asstard 

Someone stupid, or shows great stupidity with anything they do or say.

"You're a stupid-head!"

"Wtf? Freaking asstard.. Suck my cock"

asstard by Asstard April 12, 2009

asstard 

this is another name for someone who could be describes as an ass or a retard! so it is basically a describing word for a stupid idiotic nutcase! (used as insult) =D

"Ollie your such an asstard" or "hey asstard wat you up to?!"

asstard by NellyEllie October 28, 2010

Astard 

woman who makes the poor decision of dating black men or dating a person who lives in the ghetto

Paige has mad many poor choices in her life, she turned astard even.

Astard by Oyeah23 August 3, 2011

dumb-asstarded 

a person who is retarded in a funnny way

YO, you slipped on a banana, you are so dumb-asstarded!!

dumb-asstarded by Greene Blob August 16, 2006