Fecal Astrology

Fecal Astrology is the scientific process of determining your horoscope by reading your morning bowel movement.

Her knowledge of fecal astrology gave Alexis an ominous feeling when she saw corn in her stool.

by Alexisycho January 12, 2012

astrology

When people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely vague and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will make money" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with astronomy, the badass science of the universe.

1- "Okay, here's your horoscope. You will get a raise at the end of the year. Wow! Look! Astrology signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!"

2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 15, 2010

Astrologicism

The astrological equivalent of racism or sexism.

"I believe in astrologicism, so there is no point in dating David - he's a Leo and I'm a Cancer. We're simply not compatible."

by MissLablaiks January 19, 2009

Astrology Girl

A person (can be of nondescript gender) who takes astrology, tarot, and other modern-day forms of eclectic mysticism extremely seriously, often rejecting some forms of science. They believe the ideologies in which they partake to be fact.

Girl 1: Are you gonna ask her to join our group science project?
Girl 2: No way, she's an astrology girl.

by harkerpants April 22, 2022

astro travelin'

To get blazed and cruise around in a vehicle, typically at night. Coined by Quasimoto on the album "The Unseen".
Even better when bumping tunes like the above album.

we flyin' through your neighborhood at hyperspeed
astro travelin' off that hydro weed

- Quasimoto, "Astro Travelin'"

by djshitts May 21, 2009

Like waving a corndog in the Astrodome

When a woman's pussy is so loose, that a man can't get any sensation from intercourse.

Fucking Crissy is like waving a corndog in the Astrodome!

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004

astrocosmological

(adj) the ultimate superlative that reaches infinity and beyond

His stupidity knows no bounds; his idiocy is astrocosmological.

by prokrastinator February 11, 2010