Astrology

A chart of planets and names usually used for compatibility tests made by women (commonly used my white females that are from the ages 13-21)

“Sorry we can’t date. You’re astrology chart is not compatible with mine.”

Astrology by Sumkidontheintertet August 22, 2020

Astrology Dumb Bitch 

aka Chelsea.

Astrology Dumb Bitch: I’m sorry y’all are too dumb to know your placements other than your sun sign. To the point that when you make a post saying “wHaT sIgN iS tHiS?” And it’s relating to communication, emotions or sex and y’all think it has to do with your fucking sun sign? Are you really that unaware of a natal chart and planets?

So you have half the people in this group that actually know or want to learn astrology and the other half going “I’m a Leo, hurrdurr”. Just stop arguing with people in the comments because your understanding of astrology is limited to what day you are born and you have no clue how to travel past that. #dumbbitchenergy

Astrology Dumb Bitch by Dude8521 November 3, 2020

Astrology

A method adopted blatant judgement based off of birth month, prominently used by teenage white girls that is complete and utter bullshit and has just about the same effect on anything as the rocks people believe in.

Sane person: “Astrology is fake.”

Some white girl: “Oh mY gOD yoU mUSt bE A saGiTtaRIus.”

Astrology by Shaqitus October 16, 2021

Astrology

The BULLSHIT belief that the constellation your sun happens to be in determines how you'll act and who you're compatible with for the rest of your life. It doesn't. No one gives a shit if you and your worst enemy's zodiac signs aren't compatible. Your worst enemy probably hates you because you're an astrology girl/guy.

Guy: "Why can't me and my little sister get along?"

Astrology Girl: "Probably because you're a Cancer and she's an Aries"

Guy: "STFU. Why do the days we enter this cruel world full of you idiots matter? Stop believing this shit even NASA outright said that it's fake as fuck."

Astrology by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022

ASStrology 

The science about Jacops thiccccccc ass.

"How much echo does your anus make when you burp?"
"I don't know I have to consult the book of ASStrology"

ASStrology by Swegmazterx April 29, 2021

Astrology Girl 

An Astrology Girl is very different from someone who likes Astrology, or an Astrologer.
Astrology girls generally consist of bright dyed hair, shaved eyebrows, shitty music taste and being a communist. (These don't always apply, so don't let your guard down)
they are usually VERY anal about knowing your star sign and always think they're in the right. no matter what.

"What's your star sign?"

"Aquarius"
"I knew it! you seemed like such an Aquarius!"
"I'm actually a Capricorn." (stupid Astrology Girl)

Astrology Girl by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

Astrology

People are skeptical about astrology for a reason. An astrology book tells you that an Aquarian is cozy in a hammock. There's a lot of people who go and get a hammock, and there's no way all of them could be Aquarians. That's like saying if you meet somebody who likes pizza or red wine, you can tell they are an Aries. Then, if you question what you're reading, astrology tells you that the traits don't apply to every single person, and where the planets were in the sky when they were born can alter someone's personality. Some people would still say they're right about astrology, now that they've explained it that way, that sounds good to them, but to others it starts to sound a little bit silly (much like the bible).

Information about astrology is like information from scientists, politicians, or religion, it's questionable.

Astrology by Solid Mantis November 15, 2020