Astigmatism Rat Goblins

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.

Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.

by Late Nights With Lately November 16, 2020

Astia

Big titty goth mommy uwu kawaiii sexy xoxoxox

love you vavachi - Kichu

Astia?
No
okay

by Kxchu January 24, 2022

Astia

Has really fat titties and is really sexy but also has a fat dick that spears thru people and catapults at any given time. Beware of her rage because she’s an alpha.

Guy: damn my asshole is impales, beware of the Astia’s

by Bigfatshlongslurpper3000 January 24, 2022

Young Asiago

A up and coming, modern poetry rap artist, who focuses on articulation of both words and culture.

We saw Young Asiago live and his diction is non-fiction. His vernacular is spectacular

by Lil Pepper Pants January 26, 2021

Astigmatism

When the inside of your eyeball is not perfectly sphere; results in blurry vision; requires eyeglasses

This motherfucker got Astigmatism!

by gdpro February 5, 2018

asiagur

An asian person who thinks they are black

Did that asiagur just say the "N" word??

by Arianna Miller November 1, 2007

asiago

It's pronounced a-sway-go.

Gimme dat asiago.

by MrStealYoGrl November 2, 2017