Appostrophe

The preffered weapon of many grammar nazis

Person 1: theyre running quickly
Grammar Nazi: *they're, you forgot the appostrophe

by Jusyes February 7, 2021

brown apostrophe

When you have a kink that turns possessive. Your brown apostrophe.

At first, John and Mary were only experimenting with bondage. Now John only can get off to pain. It's his brown apostrophe.

by Goatsgalore April 30, 2023

apostrophe

the title given to a unofficial girlfriend/boyfriend or to an on/off relationship partner.

Ian: "I'd like to introduce my friend Steven."

Steven: "What's up."

Ian: "And this is Steven's... Steven's apostrophe Johanna."

Johanna: "Hey."

by 89IA January 9, 2011

community college apostrophe

Any Apostrophe used inappropriately where a word is plural but not a contraction or a possessive. Much like the opposite of the Harvard Comma, the Community College Apostrophe is used by the uneducated and grammatically ignorant.

"Hey, want to see my photo's from when me and the girl's went hiking in the mountain's?"
"No, and lay off the Community College Apostrophe."

by @theosus September 29, 2017

asstastrophe

The joyful bliss of one-night stand with one whom you thought was gorgeous, only to later find out to your demise that the one you actually slept with was the beautiful girl's lonely and utterly repulsive Quasimotoesque best friend, clearly a well thought out and deceitful plan masterminded by the beauty in question and her valiant steed and faithful sidekick, the culpret.

I musta been wasted last night. I thought I hooked up with this fine ass chick, but when I woke up this morning and saw her I realized that she might quite literally be one of the ugliest girls that I have ever seen. Her back was full of backne and her head looked like a watermelon. I can't believe I hit that, boy what an asstastrophe.

by Josh Hyder October 8, 2007

sasspostrophe

An apparently incorrect apostrophe (such as in a plural), which is in fact intentionally placed to indicate the extreme sassiness of the phrase or term in which it is used.

A sign reading "Fresh Fruit's!" uses a sasspostrophe to indicate that the sassiest of fruit is available for purchase.

by Hadriel October 11, 2012

Apostrophenate

To replace a letter in a non-conjunction word with an apostrophe. (most commonly replacing the "g" at the end of a word ending in "ing")

It's easy to apostrophenate "darling", just make it "darlin' ".
"Darlin' " is the apostrophenated version of "darling".
Apostrophenating is easy, just replace a letter with an apostrophe!

by no uhn December 10, 2012