assbell

Big sexy Latino male. Usually from Nicaragua descent.

Hey Assbell how are you doing today

by El solo lobo September 3, 2018

Assmilk

the cum that drools outta your ass after a long hard night of butt-fucking

damn, that fag just farted up a whole lotta assmilk!

by Issa Whore March 4, 2003

asshelmet

Formerly an insult used to infer that a person was so stupid, they had their head up their ass, making it a hat or helmet. Asshat is the more commonly known adjective.

Today asshelmet refers to a poster who frequents the message forum asshelmets.com who, shortly around 9/11 adopted the term to refer to themselves.

They decided to adopt the insult and own it as a badge of pride, refusing to give into PC mindthink about how America deserved to have 9/11 happen.

Currently asshelmets is a haven for free speech and self-expression that most message boards will not allow.

Asshelmets is the Internet's premiere center of morality. We have architected and blueprinted new paradigm shifts moralitywise.

Who they hell are these freaks and where did they come from?

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Oh, those guys? They're asshelmets...

by DammitBoy! March 5, 2007

assmeat

pretty obvious. flesh of the ass!

i think the lumps of assmeat are actually falling off of that 400 pound woman in latex red shorts.

by trephine December 27, 2002

asspelonking

1) going deep on any given subject.
2) anally profound.

1) Oh no, let's not start asspelonking over that same old thing again , now shall we...
2) The doctor had to investigate him rectally and it sure looked asspelonking!

by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

assmolotty

(adjective, noun, verb)
having round & ample buttocks

We should call her assmolotty because she got more ass than she got body.

by yojinbou February 25, 2008

asseltoe

When an ass is smashed together through clenching or excessive back fat....predominantly by females ...that creates a bottom of the ass camel toe like protrusion that mimics the vaginal camel toe.

Damn son....did you see the asseltoe on that girl?

by Ultimattdoom December 29, 2015