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Asscation

The act of going on a trip of some sorts with the sole purpose of hooking up with a specific person at the destination.
Guy 1: Yo where's Griff tonight?
Guy 2: Connecticut I guess, he went to meet up with a broad from school.
Guy 1: Man, Griff loves going on Asscation.
by JSwizz December 10, 2011
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assisting

A helping hand when kneading a partner to help with masturbating.
She will be assisting me during my personal heights of euphoria.
by jmpalmieri00 July 30, 2016
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Assmatic

It is a symptom of really, really liking ass.
"Brooo, i think im assmatic . all i can think of is ass.
by YBN_CONFIDENTIAL June 13, 2018
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asseatingwhitch

What the fuck?!? What is the asseatingwhitch doing here?
by Thatgaylibtard October 27, 2019
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Asseatingmachine

My dad acts like a asseatingmachine around my sister
by Noppnoel February 6, 2020
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Assititus

Undocumented medical condition resulting in chronic foul breath. The stinch resembling that of one who's consumed an extra large shit sandwich. Not to be confused with the garden variety halitosis, assititus has the ability to literally steal your breath away, peel the paint off of walls, and to cling to anyone within talking distance of the sufferer.

Offering a sufferer of assititus a breath mint,Tic-Tac, or gum to subdue the offensive smell is useless, as the result is similar to spraying airfreshner after taking a healthy dump, your left now with the scent of shitty roses or shitty pines...still shitty none the less.
Listerine couldn't put a dent in what's ailing his mouth, he's got a case of assititus.
by C.A. Stallworth April 24, 2006
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assmatic

having an almost asthmatic reaction in regards to shortness of breath, when in the presence of an amazingly beautiful ass.

anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic
i had an assmatic reaction when i saw kelly today, i needed a couple minuted to collect myself! have you seen that ass!?

i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!
by hotkarl2705 August 18, 2010
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