by therealOGmexican July 26, 2016
Get the assisted masturbation mug.Sexual term referring to a position where the man lies on his back and the woman is on top. Unlike usual circumstances where the woman manipulates the penis with her own thrust and motion, the man grabs her by the hips and using them as handles to assist her in achieving a full motion and often lifting her up and down on his penis higher than she would by simply grinding on it. This helps the woman in the sense that she will fatigue less after a rigorous session of riding astride the man and will enable her to be pleasured even if she is feeling depleted for intermittent periods or transitional periods between shifting positions.
After some serious froggy style action, she begged me for the assisted bounce due to her quads feeling life they were on fire.
by JayBayce911 January 17, 2012
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Person 1:
How did the victim die?
Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.
How did the victim die?
Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.
by JacoPirate February 14, 2010
Get the Assisted Suicide mug.The act of being made a fool in front of someone (including small children) by a complete dellusional dillweed that thinks their IQ matters to the human population. The person also believes in equality and complete fairness among friends. Go figure. Something's wrong with this.
Girl says "Hey, the metard at wal*mart wouldn't let me use my EBT card. She said the "swiper" was not working. I've had a long, hard one dealing with enough douchebags for the day, so I let it be."
Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"
Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."
Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"
Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.
CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.
Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"
Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."
Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"
Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.
CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.
by fatalSTRENGTH August 10, 2010
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Get the assisted mug.Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved
by fitnut May 16, 2014
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