"Your wish is my command your assholiness"
by bwitchu March 15, 2004
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by Mattb4rd July 24, 2009
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When someone comes at you sideways but then gets all bent out of shape when you respond with attitude.
When someone tries to act like you're the problem in the situation but really they started it.
When someone tries to act like you're the problem in the situation but really they started it.
'Well you don't need to be a dick about it'
'Bitch you came at me with attitude, stop reverse assholing'
'Bitch you came at me with attitude, stop reverse assholing'
by NotAlice July 13, 2017
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If you said no then you may have ass goblins. Ass goblins live in your ass and feed off your crap. They come out everyonce in a while to bite the person behind you(which can be very embarassing). To check if you have ass goblins you need to look at your ass hole and say ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS as loud as you can, and if you have them, they will come out, if not your cool. But for the unlucky ones who do the only way to get them out is to stick amonia up your pooper and swish it around then next time you take a shit, your dead ass goblins will lay there in the toilet.
If you said no then you may have ass goblins. Ass goblins live in your ass and feed off your crap. They come out everyonce in a while to bite the person behind you(which can be very embarassing). To check if you have ass goblins you need to look at your ass hole and say ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS as loud as you can, and if you have them, they will come out, if not your cool. But for the unlucky ones who do the only way to get them out is to stick amonia up your pooper and swish it around then next time you take a shit, your dead ass goblins will lay there in the toilet.
by Vbaby2421 April 20, 2006
Get the ass goblin mug.The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.
The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.
The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.
by assholer1 February 17, 2010
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by Natalie December 8, 2003
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Let’s get His Assholiness in here for the photo op and then he can be released back to his room while we discuss this issue further.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021
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