asser

if you wanna call someone an idiot but not call them an idiot

'How do you know he has a tiny dick'
'IT'S A JOKE YOU ASSER'

by Sinnicle May 2, 2021

Asserism

When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.

She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.

by CornDog666 January 14, 2023

Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.

That man is a Giraffer Asser.

by Cyruschase October 12, 2023

asser

Someone more ass than ass

Dude, that guy is asser than my dead grandma!

by MyMomAndDadHateMe May 3, 2023

ASSER

It's an ass while the "er" refer to a person like buyer someone who buys. Asser someone who have ass that you can kiss it.
يعم كسمك انت جي تحور و تعمل سيرش هنا

This guy is an asser he has an ass

by Asssoooorrrrr June 1, 2020

Asser

gay bald chinese frog made in china ,that has cactus hair that pokes.
likes cock and ass.

he is such an asser with that look and personality!!

by calciumhammerheadshark September 25, 2022

Asser

He is so HOT and strong, this guy can beat up anyone. If anyone's wondering if he's smart, YES, HE'S SMART and a FCKING FAST BEAST.

I wish if I was Asser

by I always speak fax not cap October 12, 2022