AssCracken

When the leftover poo from dropping a load, intwines butt crack hair to form the resemblance of tentacles.

"I can smell that asscracken from here" "don't go swimming with them they have an asscracken"

by GIGTYJAZZ July 12, 2018

asscrabAids

Crabs that come out of your ass that's have aids.

Multiple college students missed class today because of asscrabAids.

by Silky Johnson & BucKNASTY June 3, 2020

Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.

Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.

by Yopmail User November 6, 2022

asscapade

An escapade but involving people who are general asses. Escapades are cool, but the presence of asses turns it into an asscapade, which is decidedly not cool. Note that normally cool people can turn into asses when drinking, thus making any outing an asscapade.

Sharon:I was going to go to movies, but with Bob and Dylan there its going to be a total asscapade

by Caitie D March 19, 2008

Arizona AssCrack

Dry leftovers after a bad wipe, leading to one itchy ass.

-"My ass feels like a desert bro. its dry and itchy."
- "Did you wipe thoroughly? because i think you have an Arizona AssCrack right now"

by KingRaymondStankos October 2, 2011

Asscrap

Derisive term for ASCAP, a performance rights organization that controls millions of copyrighted musical compositions. It has allegedly used Mafia style tactics to get organizations to pay for a license to have its music performed publicly.

I got a call from Asscrap today, demanding that I pay up or get sued.

by Damian Yerrick October 6, 2005

Asscrater

The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.

We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.

by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009