Ass blaster

A huge shit that makes one's Asshole hurt

"My last shit was an ass blaster"

by Youxoli June 30, 2020

ass-blaster 300000000

inserting a penis into someones asshole and leaving it there for days on end until finally removing it and letting every thing come out.

p1: "I just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: "yo nigga wtf."

by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020

ass-blaster 300000000

leaving your dick in someones ass for 5 months then pulling it out

p1: " just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: " yo nigga wtf."

by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020

Ass Blaster

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.

Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.

by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024

The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.

"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."

by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025

Blaster Ass

When you shit and your ass acts more like a pressure washer than a soft serve ice cream machine.

Ever time I eat taco bell I get a bad case of blaster ass!

by David From Austin September 24, 2007

assblasted

1.To get dominated, owned, or rocked by some unfortunate, overwhelming event, action, or person.

2. To dominate, own, or rock someone or something.

Synonymous with "you got served."

The quarterback got assblasted by the lineman's ferocious sack.

by IS SKYE January 5, 2005