Saved by the hair on your ass

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.

"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."

by trevmation September 13, 2015

hair across our ass

a particular annoyance or nuisance

In the second episode of season two of Oz on HBO, Ryan O'Reilly says, "Schibetta's dead. It's his son who's a hair across our ass now."

by JoIdnew May 23, 2008

hair up your ass

Something you want to do because of an idea you came up with. Usually very random and not thought out, or taking into consideration how others may feel about the idea.

You got into an argument with your wife last night because you got a hair up your ass about wanting to clean the garage right after dinner.

by Clees501 May 30, 2018

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023

yee yee ass haircut

Something you should get rid of if you want to get some bitches on your dick.

Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa

by Weelum July 21, 2018

Yee yee ass haircut

Something junior Grimes has

Aka “J grimes” iconic yet questionable hairstyle

Hey that junior grimes sure has a yee yee ass haircut , huh?

Yeah he’s a scruffy lookin ass lowlife that can’t keep a girl

J grimes has a yee yee ass haircut

by Y’all ain’t fresh like me doe January 16, 2022

Yee yee ass haircut

what j grimes has

J Grimes is famous for his yee yee ass haircut

by Y’all ain’t fresh like me doe January 16, 2022