Ass Goblin

The art of a straight man indulging in the fine art art of anal sex with either a man or a woman.A fetish or obession.A person that loses all sense of pride when it comes to ass.

The other night Don and I went drinking,got wasted and passed out back at Don's.I woke up in the morning with a unplesant surprise of Don trying to push his jell-o like dick in my ass.Upon explanation Don confessed he can't help himself he is a ass goblin and just likes ass of all kinds.

by Jellybabyking December 28, 2005

Ass Goblin

A skinny pale blonde girl who will and has crawled up many ass's. Ass goblins live in Northern California and are invading everywhere.

I seen this hot girl in a white jeep today. " watch out shes an ass goblin"

by ihatebritlen September 2, 2011

ass goblin

someone troll-like who takes advantage of unsuspecting youngsters by violating their butts. one works at the WWU fairhaven cafeteria.

damn, that troll is an ass-goblin!

"WHAAAAAAAT DOOOOO YOUUUU WAAAAANT?!" said the troll before she ass-goblined me.

by pooter-face snatch-queen May 13, 2003

ass goblin

Some one who loves to eat ass

Nick S loves it when he gets to eat his moms ass for dinner. SO that would make him an assgoblin

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Ass Goblin

Also finds loose change in the couch.

Hey Mike, have you seen my quarter? Na man, your ass goblin must have engulfed it.

by Dontonson January 16, 2005

Ass Goblin

An ass hat/ass clown (see ass clown.; A small goblin who dwells in and on your ass!

"Marc and travis are ass goblins" "Holy crap did you see that ass goblin,it ran into his rectum!"

by Booby November 8, 2004

Ass Goblin

The big giant in prison who salivates over anyone who like they can be dominated. Sometimes runs in packs.

ref:Famous Ass Goblins- Damon from Friday after next, Schillenger from OZ, The Sisters from Shawshank Redemption, Nasty Nate from Half Baked ect.

by Sneedley September 2, 2008