"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
Get the I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester mug.A phrase to define the new policy of not "outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of "just smelling".
I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell".
by BigBlackBlick December 29, 2010
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ask santos • Ask Satan • Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow • ask-snus • Ask someone out day • Ask Someone Out Eve • bettah ask somebody • better ask somebody • National Ask Someone Out Day • if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
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Get the Ask your crush out and they have to say yes mug.How did you won that Pastry contest?
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I made a cake covered in cream and strawberries.
That made me victorious.
Funny you should ask.
I made a cake covered in cream and strawberries.
That made me victorious.
by BlackPohatu October 18, 2016
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You: How is your dog
Person: Funny you should ask
*3 hours later*
Person: that's how it all happened
You: can i go now
Person: Funny you should ask
*3 hours later*
Person: that's how it all happened
You: can i go now
by Trumps last name March 2, 2020
Get the Funny you should ask mug.“so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you” TRY AGAIN by JAEHYUN and D.ear. This song is about love and this part is basically a way to say that they feel warm or comfort when they’re around “you” and that’s why when it says “you” at the end it’s bc you make them happy and “you” are what comes to their mind
by jjaehyun1026 February 20, 2022
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The second person you have lined up to ask to go out, do something, or invite to somewhere.
Not your first choice, but your second.
The second person you have lined up to ask to go out, do something, or invite to somewhere.
Not your first choice, but your second.
Jessica was my first ask to go skiing this weekend, but she was already busy so I had to resort to my second ask.
Yeah, John is my second ask for the Los Vegas Trip, but he's cute enough.
Don't worry if you can't come, you were my first ask, but I have a second lined up.
Yeah, John is my second ask for the Los Vegas Trip, but he's cute enough.
Don't worry if you can't come, you were my first ask, but I have a second lined up.
by Broombunny July 6, 2007
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