P. Noun. The Artillery Tenor is one of The Three Tenors. Not only does he possess the ability of untouchability, and a literally endless supply of explosives, weapons, and projectiles, but this Tenor also possesses "The Pinky". With a simply growl and extension of his smallest finger, this Tenor can frighten anything into doing his bidding, including inanimate objects, stray molecules, people, and god himself. Like this other two Tenor colleagues, this Tenor is very attractive; However, his falsetto abilities pale in comparsion to his friends. Fortunately, he can still heel-click, but also not as well as the other members of The Three Tenors.
"The Artillery Tenor said "Grrr!" and extended his pinky. As soon as this happened, bolts of lightning crashed down around him, the land divided in two, and he strolled across it, care free and passive."
by The Legendary Tenor August 10, 2003
by Gaytch69420 November 27, 2019
by I_HateAmongUsMemes June 06, 2021
I was stuck in your driveway, your Amish artillery distracted me and I did not notice how icy it was.
by M1ster_R0gers January 28, 2025
When you clap your girls cheeks so hard to the point where it sounds or has the same decibels as an artillery canon
by Paxso-Africano May 06, 2024
1. Rock Hard Battalion
Faithful and True
2.Oldest and best damn Artillery unit in the United States Army.
Faithful and True
2.Oldest and best damn Artillery unit in the United States Army.
Don't mess with 2/5 Artillery! They will level your entire grid square and impregnate your daughter!
by Artysill September 19, 2018
A bunch of kids hired by another bunch of kids to throw eggs at at another kids house.
They usually have masks to conceal theia identity and use bikes for transportation.
These kids are often hired by school friend circle and school gangs to egg someone they don't like.
They usually have masks to conceal theia identity and use bikes for transportation.
These kids are often hired by school friend circle and school gangs to egg someone they don't like.
"you dude that kids house just got bombarded with eggs"
"yeah someone must have hired the egg artillery"
"yeah someone must have hired the egg artillery"
by Richterburg September 25, 2022