Egg artillery

A bunch of kids hired by another bunch of kids to throw eggs at at another kids house.

They usually have masks to conceal theia identity and use bikes for transportation.

These kids are often hired by school friend circle and school gangs to egg someone they don't like.

"you dude that kids house just got bombarded with eggs"

"yeah someone must have hired the egg artillery"

by Richterburg September 25, 2022

artillery shitting

Shitting at high power and/or speed, usually out the car window

"I got arrested after i started artillery shitting all over the highway

by Gay<bi>tch69420 November 27, 2019

2/5 Artillery

1. Rock Hard Battalion

Faithful and True
2.Oldest and best damn Artillery unit in the United States Army.

Don't mess with 2/5 Artillery! They will level your entire grid square and impregnate your daughter!

by Artysill September 18, 2018

Amish artillery

Yard art that comprises of hundred year old horse pulled agriculture equipment.

I was stuck in your driveway, your Amish artillery distracted me and I did not notice how icy it was.

by M1ster_R0gers January 28, 2025

Artillery

a big cannon that can be moved from place to place, typically used for long-range combat, noun

This is a good time to bring out the artillery!

by I_HateAmongUsMemes June 6, 2021

Artillery Shell

When taking weed gummies, you consume multiple gummies spaced 10 or so minutes apart, so they all hit in a row like artillery shells

Dude, Kevin took an artillery shell last night. He was fried for several fucking hours

by tann+adam July 27, 2025

The Artillery Tenor

P. Noun. The Artillery Tenor is one of The Three Tenors. Not only does he possess the ability of untouchability, and a literally endless supply of explosives, weapons, and projectiles, but this Tenor also possesses "The Pinky". With a simply growl and extension of his smallest finger, this Tenor can frighten anything into doing his bidding, including inanimate objects, stray molecules, people, and god himself. Like this other two Tenor colleagues, this Tenor is very attractive; However, his falsetto abilities pale in comparsion to his friends. Fortunately, he can still heel-click, but also not as well as the other members of The Three Tenors.

"The Artillery Tenor said "Grrr!" and extended his pinky. As soon as this happened, bolts of lightning crashed down around him, the land divided in two, and he strolled across it, care free and passive."

by The Legendary Tenor August 10, 2003