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Homeless Apricot

Its when two people meet in a back alley and have their way with one another, whether they like it or not. While at the same time involving cardboard sides or boxes. Being fully naked would help but is not completely needed. One Male and One Female Only.
Hey, steve, last night I totally did the homeless apricot!
-Jerry

No Way! You bastard. I'm so jealous.
-Steve
by TheTrypleThreat June 3, 2010
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chill apricots

Chase shouted, "Mariko, you're so chill apricots" after Mariko did a triple axel in the air.
by Pallidwraith December 25, 2008
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dried apricot

nickname for the man sack, resembling the wrinkly skin of a dried apricot.
"i'll never understand how gay guys go down on guys.. i mean... its like having your face slapped by a dried apricot while choking to death on a hotdog!!"
by ME!!!!!! May 17, 2006
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Autistic apricot

Say kid that is stupider than stupid it self
John: what is 1+1. Jerry:13. John. You autistic apricot where the h*ll do you get 13 from.
by I’m classified as an egg November 3, 2019
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Apricot Fuck-Tart

Oh have you heard what apricot fuck-tart has done now
by callum5124 February 22, 2017
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Apricot

A dance move in which a person does the Macarena but instead of turning to the side at the end, they continue shaking their ass until the end of the next Macarena. They then perform the Macarena backwards and shake their ass until the end of the next Macarena. They repeat this throughout the entire song.

Example:
*Does Macarena normally*
*Shakes ass until then end of the next line*
*Does the current line backwards*
*Shake add until the end of the next line*
*Repeat through the whole song*
Sarah: Is she doing the Macarena?
Tina: No she's doing the Apricot you uncultured fruitcake!
by AFrickingRayOfSunshine December 24, 2019
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Dirty Apricot

Calling someone a dirty apricotis a questionable insult but it’s a bloody good one if you ask me, it automatically puts ur opponent into shame making them feel sorry for themselves because no body else could give a fuck as their a dirty apricot.
“Cunt your a fucking dirty apricot
by Paige the Bogan April 11, 2019
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