Appalachian State

1: A university with a great football team in Division I FCS. It often plays Division 1 FBS teams as a home opener as a "winnable" game for bigger schools.
2: A person you sleep with to break a long off-season. Not a win you openly brag about, but a win nonetheless.

1: Yes, Appalachian state won the National Championship, but they still aren't good enough to play in the SEC.

2: It's been three months since I had sex. I just need a Appalachian State to get a win in the books.

by Stafferty October 3, 2011

Appalachian Fleshlight

When you hit a deer but you don't want the roadkill to goto waste, so you use it as a fleshlight.

Officer, I was just doing the Appalachian Fleshlight.

by bugprsn May 14, 2023

The Appalachian Trail

1. The place where cheaters go to escape the pressures of their estranged spouses and children to unwind and get their thoughts in order.

2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.

Jenny's husband, Mark, tapped some sweet Argentinian ass while he was out on the Appalachian Trial.

After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.

by cilerder86 June 24, 2009

appalachian ice

A more obscure name for crystal methamphetamine used primarily in rural appalachia.

Hey man, you hear that Dale's been cooking up some appalachian ice in his trailer by the Smokies?

by thecoonskinfrenchman January 24, 2022

Appalachian Firefly

A bug killed by holding a match next to it and farting or burping (works best after consuming alcohol)

There was a huge mosquito last night so I turned it into an Appalachian firefly

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Appalachian Flu

The flu like symptoms that appear the day or second day after doing a lot of methamphetamines.

"I think my girlfriend has the flu."
"Nah, she snorted a bunch of ice at my place last night. It's just the Appalachian Flu."

by yogabbagabbamustbestopped April 24, 2019

Appalachian Marshmellow

Having unprotected sex through a hole in a sheet while making sounds like yeti and having "Hello, My Name Is" tags afixed to your forehead.

"I just had an Appalachian Marshmellow and boy am I worn out!"

by Bigfootinyoass October 20, 2012