Appalachian State

1: A university with a great football team in Division I FCS. It often plays Division 1 FBS teams as a home opener as a "winnable" game for bigger schools.
2: A person you sleep with to break a long off-season. Not a win you openly brag about, but a win nonetheless.

1: Yes, Appalachian state won the National Championship, but they still aren't good enough to play in the SEC.

2: It's been three months since I had sex. I just need a Appalachian State to get a win in the books.

by Stafferty October 3, 2011

Appalachian Fleshlight

When you hit a deer but you don't want the roadkill to goto waste, so you use it as a fleshlight.

Officer, I was just doing the Appalachian Fleshlight.

by bugprsn May 14, 2023

appalachian ice

A more obscure name for crystal methamphetamine used primarily in rural appalachia.

Hey man, you hear that Dale's been cooking up some appalachian ice in his trailer by the Smokies?

by thecoonskinfrenchman January 24, 2022

Appalachian Marshmellow

Having unprotected sex through a hole in a sheet while making sounds like yeti and having "Hello, My Name Is" tags afixed to your forehead.

"I just had an Appalachian Marshmellow and boy am I worn out!"

by Bigfootinyoass October 20, 2012

appalachian love

Another word for hillbilly love, a.k.a., incest, and if you don't know what that means, sexual relationship between two siblings or blood related relatives

Eewww, Jason just kissed his sister. Talk about Appalachian love.

by illogical philosticist December 22, 2014

Appalachian Firefly

A bug killed by holding a match next to it and farting or burping (works best after consuming alcohol)

There was a huge mosquito last night so I turned it into an Appalachian firefly

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Appalachian Flu

The flu like symptoms that appear the day or second day after doing a lot of methamphetamines.

"I think my girlfriend has the flu."
"Nah, she snorted a bunch of ice at my place last night. It's just the Appalachian Flu."

by yogabbagabbamustbestopped April 24, 2019