Adpocalypse

the way youtube is taking ads away causing youtubers to find new ways of making money

Pewdiepie: i had to get a job at mcdonald’s because of the fucking adpocalypse

Jacksepticeye: damn i’m sorry i need to find a new job the adpocalypse is seriously affecting my life

by d3finitions April 23, 2018

apocalypse sex

Thoughtless, careless sex happening right before a major disaster or possible ending of the world, without thought of consequences.

Figuring that this was the end of the world I turned to the girl sitting next to me and said 'why not' as we commenced to have passionate apocalypse sex; I just hoped that this time, it was for real...

by Fox64 January 12, 2008

apocalypse rising

Once one of the most popular games on Roblox, Apoc is an online multiplayer pvp zombie survival game. The game has since been abandoned by its developers, Gusmanak and ZolarKeth. The community mostly consists of hackers and other incredibly toxic players nowadays.

I got killed by a hacker in Apocalypse Rising.

by jmanx360 December 23, 2019

Fombie Apocalypse

A Fombie Apocalypse is the imaginary Zombie Apocalypse in which air-soft weapons have the potential to kill a zombie.

Dude, you aren't looking to good for the Fombie Apocalypse, you only have 100 BBs left.

by Ardieman April 28, 2011

Tropical Apocalypse

The act of having explosive diarrhea during sex.

Man, I totally just had a tropical apocalypse and now Alyssa won't talk to me.

by BledByTheDevil April 11, 2014

The End of The Apocalypse

When the Apocalypse ends and everyone is saved and nobody dies.

The End of The Apocalypse saved everyone and everything.

by tohkeyo January 8, 2015

apocalypshit

A shit so rank and so stank, it damn near ends worlds.

*The day after a flat of Dos Equis and too much Taco Bell*
07:00 - Wake up for work, the farts begin.
07:30 to 08:00 - Wishing you had an M-40 gas mask in your car.
09:37 - Sitting alone in the office, co-workers keeping away. Tremors begin.
10:18 - Almost getting fired for letting one rip in the boss's office.
10:58 - Unable to contain, waddling to the nearest restroom.
10:59 - Containment breached! CONTAINMENT BREACHED!!!
11:13 - Searching for toilet paper, still wishing you had an M-40.
11:15 - Teary eyed, swollen anus hole, waddles out of restroom to find unconscious co-workers.
11:31 - HazMat Team arrives on scene. Curious, uneasy.
12:02 - Recovery team moves all afflicted to the safe zone.
12:27 - Containment of ground zero.
12:42 - Decontamination process commencing.
13:13 - Co-workers begin to stir, symptoms of confusion, burnt out olfactory nerves.
23:12 - Decontamination process complete, 65% loss of paint on the walls. All survivors to be further monitored for PTS.
23:59 - Apocalypshit contained... for now.

by BombBrewer November 8, 2013