When a person of German heritage makes an egregious and obvious mistake and is unwilling or incapable of offering a sincere apology, but rather tries to mask an apology through carefully chosen words.
Ex 1. German Apology to Wife: " I am sorry if you misunderstood or didnt hear me when I told you that I was going to the Jets game on Sunday"
Ex 2. When an Irish wife falls in a hole walking home from a party after asking the German husband to call for a cab to take them home. German Apology: "I'm sorry that you felt it necessary to drink so much and stay at the party so late that you tripped and stumbled into that hole and hurt your ankle"
Ex 2. When an Irish wife falls in a hole walking home from a party after asking the German husband to call for a cab to take them home. German Apology: "I'm sorry that you felt it necessary to drink so much and stay at the party so late that you tripped and stumbled into that hole and hurt your ankle"
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I'm honestly just devastated, I could never imagine anything like this just happening. I just wanna send out prayers to the ones that was lost last night. We are actually working right now to identify the families so we can help assist them during this tough time. You know, my fans. My fans mean the world to me and I always just really wanna leave them with a positive experience and any time I could make out anything that's going on, you know like stop the show and help them get the help they need. I could just never imagine the severity of the situation. We are working closely with everyone and just trynna get to the bottom of this, just city of Houston, fire department, you know, everyone to, you know, help us figure this out. If you have any information please contact the local authorities. Everyone please continue to keep the prayers. I'm honestly just devastated, I could never imagine anything like this just happening. I'm gonna do anything I can to keep you guys updated. Just keep you guys informed on what's going on. Love you all.
I'm honestly just devastated, I could never imagine anything like this just happening. I just wanna send out prayers to the ones that was lost last night. We are actually working right now to identify the families so we can help assist them during this tough time. You know, my fans. My fans mean the world to me and I always just really wanna leave them with a positive experience and any time I could make out anything that's going on, you know like stop the show and help them get the help they need. I could just never imagine the severity of the situation. We are working closely with everyone and just trynna get to the bottom of this, just city of Houston, fire department, you know, everyone to, you know, help us figure this out. If you have any information please contact the local authorities. Everyone please continue to keep the prayers. I'm honestly just devastated, I could never imagine anything like this just happening. I'm gonna do anything I can to keep you guys updated. Just keep you guys informed on what's going on. Love you all.
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