aphus

A theme park guest that ask obvious questions.

"Excuse me were is the bathroom" *while standing outside bathroom* "Yes right behind you". What a aphus.

by Ezt92 October 6, 2015

Aploski Wet Willy

A Russian sexual act by nature (fetish) the 'Aploski Wet Willy' is when a male masturbates into a sexual partners ear to the point of ejaculation into ones ear canal.

Person 1: Hey man! Gave your girlfriend the Aploski Wet Willy yesterday!
Person 2: Knew I could count on you!

by NotGemstar November 21, 2018

aproskied

when you put a hairbrush up someone elses backside unexpectedly

I was aproskied last night by my dog

by allanballer March 19, 2022

Apostle Force Ones

Any type of sandals worn by males between 18 and 30 which are usually accompanied by a seashell necklace and or a billabong shirt and excessive use of the word "dude"

Look at Skyler over there in his apostle force ones and his seeshell necklace, lets go make fun of him cause hes a loser.

by Mikey Ballz July 22, 2007

Apostate Prophet

Highly underrated ex Muslim YouTuber who exposes Islam firsthand from experience, research and wisdom.

easily the gold standard when one asks for credible sources on why Islam is false and toxic.

Muslims hate him and ignorant people too for exposing the truth. But nobody can STOP AP!!!!

Apostate Prophet is a legend, him and David wood are the PB&J of destroying islam

Apostate prophet is an ex Muslim YouTuber

by FurrealMan?? February 27, 2022

Athos

The best guy you will ever meet. Simple as that. He also has a big dick. wink wink nudge nudge

Woah that guy is a total athos

by MAdLad01 October 23, 2019

athos

A sensitive, caring, loving, sex god who not only has experience under the covers but also makes for a wonderful play thing out in public

Athos is a Greek god.

by Creepyspider July 11, 2014