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Alanise is a cute girl, even though she dosen’t like what you like, she will try to stay on topic. She will always make you smile. She might be complicated sometimes but later she will explain why.
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Bro my alanise is so cool
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Dirty Alanis

When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process
Me and my girl are going to try dirty Alanis tonight
by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022
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Aonanist

One who abstains from masturbation. Either for religious, cultural or personal reasons. Aonanists are separate from asexuals as they still can and do participate in sexual intercourse with a partner but do not engage in masturbation.
Dude 1: “Yo, you jerk it with your right or left hand?”
Dude 2: “neither, homie. I’m aonanist”
by Sen. Kammy November 17, 2019
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allanism

He said every single toilet in China was a hole in the ground! What an Allanism!
by Professor Evan January 22, 2014
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Aolanie

Aolanie is kind, smart, and likes the band Queen, she also loves to sleep. And eat.
by lol.monkey3000 September 28, 2019
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Alanis Morissette

A canadian dancer who later became a singer and an actress who is totaly bitchen!
Alanis Morissette kicks canadian ass!
by LClaire August 27, 2005
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Alanis

A girl that likes getting slapped on the ass by short blonde guys. Probably has a minion fetish and probably speaks some foreign language. An illegal immigrant. Hella fun to be around though and lowkey a goddess, even though she can be creepy sometimes
Person 1: "Oh do you see that girl, Alanis?"
Person 2: "Yeah she needs to stop sucking off that yellow little Steve minion man"
by iheartpoachedeggs September 2, 2019
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