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Anteater

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The most foul creature on this planet and the root of all evil.
Anteaters were behind the Watergate scandal.
by AntiEater February 8, 2021
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Sad Anteater

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A phrase for a mans flaccid penis. This phrase only refers to an uncircumcised penis 9/10 times as the forskin plays an extremely important role in defining the genetalia as having the apearance of an anteater that is not happy. Note the drooping of its flacidity and the hanging of the forskin as a result of this.
David has gone absolutely mental, kicked out of school for arson and waving his sad anteater at Miss Jones!
by Love handler6969420 July 26, 2016
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AssEatersIncorporated

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The most prestigious corporation for learning the art of eating ass. The CEO Brady is the van Gogh of eating ass, a true artist if I do say so myself, and I say so. He's one Shmexy mofo too.(save some ladies for the rest of us bro)
1.)"AsseatersIncorporated has to be the best place to learn the true art of eating ass."
"The toung to an ass eater is like a brush to a painter."- CEO of Æinc
by Ya_man_samo August 31, 2018
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Explosive anteater

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When one pulls his foreskin over the tip of the penis and twist ties it shut, then jacks off till the foreskin is full of cum. Next step is to find an unexpecting person sitting on a bench,or chair or just in spray range, pull penis out and let the twist tie loose and explode the cum all over the face of the person.
I woke up one morning and decided to give my sister an explosive anteater for breakfast!
by irish cockfoot August 5, 2010
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Turkish Anteater

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Similar to a Turkish elephant but when you don't have pockets to pull inside out.
I was walking around in my boxers and decided to surprise her with a Turkish Anteater.
by Dasavagewon November 27, 2007
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aunteater

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The resulting sound formed by the congregating of a gentleman, an ego, and a poor speller from Philadelphia.
Aunteater is fucking loud
by lotsoftime February 2, 2009
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anteater

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You'll know you're near the toxic waste site when you start to see all the anteater people from the bioremediation company.
by pentozali May 5, 2008
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