alacrity

Liveliness and eagerness.

We shall proceed with alacrity.

by Artyom_1 December 26, 2010

anachan

someone with anorexia that uses the chans: 2chan, 4chan, 8chan, etc

any anachans here wanna give me weight loss tips?

by lead_eater5 June 18, 2021

Aflac

An American Life Insurance company that has a line of commercials featuring a duck that mysteriously acquires the abnormally-loud voice of Gilbert Godfried. The unnamed duck can only say the name of the Life Insurance company he, for some unexplained reason, endorses: "Aflac." The duck has the ability to appear anywhere in the world where a Life Insurance-related conversation is taking place. However, no human can actually hear his "advice."

Davo: Now, act like a duck!
Luis: Aflac!

by HugeBreasticle April 10, 2005

Anaconda

DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

Girl: hey whats up?
Boy: MY ANACONDA DONT

by urmomlololol September 3, 2014

anachrojism

A mistyping of the word anachronism when you're typing really fast. Also, reaching a climax out of the specified time period. I guess.

The English teacher got mad at me for writing that there were many anachrojisms in Shakespeares works. Then I told her to go fuck herself.

by You Lick BALLS November 26, 2006

Anaconda

A giant snake that would like some bread A.K.A buns hun

"My Anaconda Don't Wan't Nun Less You Got Buns Hun"

by ThatSarcasticGuyAtParty's January 13, 2015

aflac

What this duck says in a commercial. Also used in social situations when somebody says something embarrassing or socially awkward and you want to break the silence.

(A group of people are chatting)
Dave: Did any of you ever know that I have three testicles?
Rest of group: ............
(Long awkward pause)
You: AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!

by bobertdude September 22, 2007