Circus Animal

Any person or group of people that can not and/or should not be trusted with even the simnplest tasks. Could also be anyone that will constatnly amaze you with their hyjinx and chicanery.

That circus animal just sold his car for gas money!!

by Spinny July 14, 2009

Animal Forest

Animal Forest is the Nintendo 64 version of Animal Crossing. It was made before "Animal Crossing" obviously and was only released in Japan. It's a de-graded version of Animal Crossing.

Animal Forest+ is the Japanese version of Animal Crossing for Gamecube, but it has more features than Animal Crossing. It isn't going to be released in the U.S. because half the features were already in the U.S.'s Animal Forest upgrade for Gamecube, "Animal Crossing."

*No Example*

by TrainerAbu January 6, 2004

Animal Sandwich

A sandwich created by the undefeated amateur boxer and notorious internet forum poster known by the alias of "Animal Squabbles" and his famous slogan 'SPEND MONEY!!!". The sandwich is made up of 4 different animals, pig, cow, fish and chicken.

It is made by putting a piece of fish inbetween 2 beef patties, then putting that inside of the KFC double down sandwch (bacon and chicken). No bread, all meat.

dude 1 - "Man, I'm so hungry i could every animal on this farm."

dude 2 - "Well then you need to go get you an Animal Sandwich"

by spendmoney April 12, 2010

Spirit animal

A person or character that represents your inner personality. Someone who behaves as though they are showing your feelings through their own actions. This is a positive way to discribe someone who you relate to in the way they react to situations and interact with people.

Did you see SNL? Stefon Meyers is my spirit animal!

by Dumbass with an iPhone November 20, 2016

alimony pony

To ride an alimony pony it is when lower-income ex-spouse continue meeting certain living by getting the amount paid by one ex-spouse after a divorce.

"Friends":

- How have U been?
- Well, I am divorced. I'm riding the alimony pony.

by Molekula Apelsina March 14, 2014

Alimony

A program started in the 1920's to 1930's to support women who's job was to stay home and take care of the kids and run the house. Women were not allowed or encouraged to work, and as so, were unable to support themselves after a divorce. Somehow, the program has continued until this day, since the modern woman is apparently still unable to care for herself, or provide for herself. The system is flawed in several ways, the main one being that if the modern day family decides to keep the "mom/honey bunny" at home, the dad must usually find a high paying job or work much overtime to make up the missing income from his loving spouse staying at home. Its a good deal the first year as mom has playdates for the kids, dinner on the table, clean house, etc. After the novelty of marrige for the woman has worn off, after about 12 months, The downward spiral begins. Mom stops cooking, spends the day out shopping with friends, banging everyone but their husband, no dinner cooked when the husband gets home, and sure as hell no clean underware in the drawer. Credit card debt starts just to pay the monthly bills, Husband tries to get MORE overtime to keep credit cards from building and that helps for a while. Just want to make honey bunny happy and give her everything she desires...right?! After year #3 the husband starts to think in the back of his mind that they are in trouble, Wifey poo knew after the first year when she started banging the mail man, cable guy, and everyone at the local bar. Creditcard debt is at the $20,000 - $30,000 range due to numerous Home Shopping Network purchases ( I mean, what else the fuck is she suppose to do when she is at home, alone, all day???)Eventually, she gets one of her fuck buddies to propose to her, I mean the worthless son of a bitch she has been married to is never home, always working, and always bitching about the bills. "Bastard never gives me any money" is a common chant...and a justification to start stashing the grocery money every week and start putting that bill on the credit card too. Divorce comes, and of course the lifestyle that your little princess has become accustomed to needs to continue, so alimony needs to start. She gave you the best years of her life, stayed home so she could......well, stayed at home and could not enter the work place so you owe her, big time. Of course with her nursing degree she can get a job anywhere (that was paid for by you too!) but she could not possibly continue to be a member of the country club on her $60,000 a year salary. Of course the Alimony amount is figured on your 2 job, 80 hour a week income as well as the child support. Your now 40 year old Ex wife still bitches constantly because she does not get 100% of your paycheck, is in another shitty relationship, only refers to you as dead beat dad! to your kids (because it somehow helps her self esteem) and is pissed because you are banging a 23 year old sweet thing, and she is STILL up to her saggy tits in creditcard debt!

Ex Wife: Ohhh, my Alimony check is here, lets go shopping
Ex Wifes Friend: Sounds like a plan, how much you got?
Ex Wife: I get $1500 plus $1500 child support.
Ex Wifes Friend: Damn!!! What a deal
Ex Wife: I know, I know. Im trying to get my new boyfriend to propose so I can do it again. I figure I will have 3 or 4 ex's before its all said and done. That will be some serious bank!!!
Ex Wifes Friend: Amen sister. Men are such assholes huh?
Ex Wife: Tell me about it. Pass me another bon-bon and lets get HSN on the TV.....Kiiiiids, get mama another beer!

by Mr. Response February 15, 2006

Animal Farmed

When some piece of text, particularly a website, changes without notice to help impose a new viewpoint.

That NYT article was totally Animal Farmed after critics called it anti-Semitic!

by Mr. XY April 4, 2013