A term used as a cry for help, or immediate assistance. The urgency of the request is normally received better than when someone simply calls for help.
by Ron_Mexico613 June 21, 2021
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Anal Beads Theory
1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.
1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.
by Cpumaster February 12, 2015
Get the Anal Beads Theorymug. The act of putting a Bratwurst chain inside your partners anus and then pulling it out at extremely high speeds.Eating the sausage afterwards is common.
Person 1:I heard Lisa did the Dusseldorf Anal Beads with Jack last night
Person 2:Didnt know she was into that!
Person 2:Didnt know she was into that!
by Lancerhandle June 9, 2021
Get the Dusseldorf Anal Beadsmug. Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!
by Topboonter March 29, 2020
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by givemehead5 November 25, 2019
Get the anal beads for the toemug. To use an anal bead and lose said bead within one's anus, thus 'planting' said bead.
(To reap what you sew)
(To reap what you sew)
by Machman January 26, 2009
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by Ashlyn! March 29, 2020
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