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Burn an Egg

Burning an Egg means that you just took a nasty smelly poop. One that causes people not to want to enter your household.
Dude, you might want to leave for a few hours im about to burn an egg.

Man I tried frying an egg...thankfully it didn't burn.

Whisking An Egg

I was whisking an egg in your kitchen last night.
Whisking An Egg by captinjapseye January 2, 2011

Lay an egg

"I've got to go lay an egg!!!"
Lay an egg by sunnystormyblue April 17, 2021

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.
EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

Lay an egg

(in business jargon) to produce an output or result
We're waiting for Jim's project to finish and lay an egg before we can start taking on new staff.
Lay an egg by Jared Pollock August 25, 2017