One Week Anniversary

What 13-year-olds perceive as the best day of their lives and they think it's the next step to marriage. They're ready to maul their one-week-long boyfriend's boner.

Shanghai: OMG I can't believe it's been one week with bae!!! I love you so much <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Tokyo: OMG want to cum ovur and celebrate with some friends? :):):):):):):) Happy one week anniversary!
Logical Person: Fuck you both, you're both fucking stupid. You're 0-years-old and think you're the coolest person. Stop looking for attention you asshole.

by MoonShark July 21, 2016

Anniversary

A yearly occuring date that is very special to a couple. The time of year to show your effection and love to your devoted partner.

Guy: Happy anniversary Shanleigh Sevenster. Girl: Naaaww , I love you babes.

by Someonethatthinksyouarespecial June 17, 2014

Antiversary

What would have been an anniversary but is not due to a divorce or getting laid off.

Today is my 25th Antiversary.

by meloruff December 10, 2010

silver anniversary

The 25th anniversary of something. It is called the silver anniversary because the traditional anniversary gift for a marriage lasting 25 years is silver.

My aunt and uncle has been married for 25 years. They recently celebrated their silver anniversary.

by some punk kid September 6, 2005

Antiversary

(n.) The calendar day corresponding to a day in the past when something irretrievably shitty occurred.

Tomorrow is the antiversary of my hound dog's death, and I'd rather drink liquid lye than go to work.

by Toll Carom April 8, 2017

Heartbreak Anniversary

The curse that will haunt you forever.
That video.
No escape.

"Hey have you heard of that song that went like ballo-"
"Stop, god please stop, I can't take it anymore"
"But man its just heartbreak anniversary"
"What have you done..."

by dadazoz July 26, 2021

heartbreak anniversary

my favorite song

hey do you like Heartbreak Anniversary? Its my favorite song!

by whyauuahauiapa January 7, 2022