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Dean Ambrose

Dean Ambrose is a crazy son of a gun who has no idea what is going on and typically gets arrested for his lunitic behavior, long story short, HE IS A CRAZY IDIOT WHO SHOULD BE KILLED!
Dean: Gets hurt by Brock Lesner
Michael Cole “Dean is hurt guys”

2 Hours Later

Michael Cole “ Guys that’s Dean Ambrose!”
by LUNITIC FRINGE July 26, 2018
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Ambrodexterity

Am•bro•dex•ter•i•ty /æm'bro'dɛk'stɛriti/
-noun
-verb (used with object(s))

1. The act of immediately purchasing two drinks when you enter a bar; a beer for one hand and a mixed drink, such as a gin & tonic for the other.
The reasons for this technique are fivefold:

a) All night long, you look like a classy guy bringing a lady a drink. It is scientifically proven this will make other women more into you.

b) You Become twice as drunk, in half the time.

c) Rather than worry about what to do with your hands or stuff them into your pockets while you aren't dancing they're busy holding two drinks.

d) Potential observant wingmen and bros can be snapped up once you explain the concept of Ambrodexterity to them when they inquire as to why you're holding two drinks.

e) Whilst dancing, you have an excuse to use nothing but hips.
by columalmighty September 26, 2010
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Ambrosian Wax Wrap

After burning a candle long enough for most of the wax to melt, blow out the candle and dip your penis into it for pleasure. This will also double as a slim fitting condom once the wax dries.
I didn't have any condoms and limited time for forplay, so I just used an Ambrosian Wax Wrap last night. Felt better then that fire and ice shit, plus its like a condom with a no slip grip.
by Lefty-Catfish November 27, 2015
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Ambrose's Law

In today's political climate, as an online discussion grows longer in length, the probability of Donald Trump being mentioned approaches 1. That being, if an online discussion goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will mention Donald Trump, even if it has nothing to do with the original topic at hand. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Ambrose's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
"The steak I bought at the grocery store was delicious, you should try it."

"You and all Trump supporters are what is wrong with this country."

"By invoking Ambrose's Law, and making no sense, any argument you are trying to make is null."
by K. Ambrose March 2, 2019
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Ambrose Burnside

An American Civil War General who was on the side of the Union. He was also the governor of the U.S. state of Rhode Island and Senator soon after that. He is notable for being the namesake of sideburns, possessing them throughout his life.
Tim: Why are sideburns called sideburns?
Bob: It was named after Ambrose Burnsides
by CheeseCakeFries January 16, 2021
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Ambrosian

An Ambrosian is one of the finest, sexiest, most intellectual men ever known to man. A pupil of St.Ambrose College (A.K.A. The college of knowledge).
EXAMPLE 1.Girl 1: “hey look, it’s an ambrosian!”
Girl 2: “back off he’s mine!”
EXAMPLE 2. Man: “I’m really cool
Ambrosian: “listen here you inferior little shit
by Special Agent Johnny February 22, 2021
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St Ambrose Barlow

I shit hole with lots of orange people there is also a man called Eugene who will chase u around the school also daddy duff will throw his custard cream shoes at ur head if u let someone in the door at lunch but don’t go in the extension toilets coz u will get dragged into some yr 9 rap video or will get a lung disease

From the vapes
Person 1 - what’s school u go

Person 2 - st Ambrose Barlow

Person 1- what a shit hole
by Hehdheuehehbdjdjfud March 25, 2023
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