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ammosexual

A term for someone who feels affection for firearms. Often an attraction to the beauty and design of the gun, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or tactile feel of the gun. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to find and acquire ammunition to feed their firearms, especially at an affordable price.

Ammosexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots who desire the eradication of individual liberty and equality, in favor of either violent mobs, might-makes-right, or tyrant kings.

Fearing violence and protests, most ammosexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Ammosexuals are frequently the target of anti-freedom laws and politicians, and are currently denied many freedoms granted to other minority groups in most nations.
Hey, want to see my new favorite rifle? Her name's Vera.

Are you an ammosexual, too? Do you want to maybe try being range buddies?
by The Metallurgist August 6, 2014
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I wanted to do the abrosexual one but couldn’t because there was already a definition for it so I will tell you

your sexuality is a liquid
“I found out I’m abrosexual”
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abrosexual but bad
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Amesexual

A sexual attraction to America, made by Markai Cat who ships RusAme. (No offence.)
Person: Im Amesexual.

Brody: What?

Person: I'm Attracted to America!

Brody: ....What-
by August403 February 11, 2021
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Ammosexual

Someone who gains pleasure from shoving his ammo into the rectum of a firearm and then ejaculating it out the penis end. You will frequently see-men killing trees as targets after briskly stroking their barrel.
"Excuse me Mr gun store owner. Do you have any ammosexual lube?
"Yes, Sir. Butt we call it gun oil here".
by mayfieldenator January 26, 2020
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avosexual

Wow, I'm having a total avosexual moment. I don't remember kissing that boy, but I sure remember devouring the avocado.
by avosexter October 4, 2013
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ammosexual

Andrew said to just at him next time I define ammosexual.
by leiaorgayna June 29, 2022
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Allosexual

“My favorite dinosaur is the Allosaurus!”
“Wow, that must mean you’re an Allosexual.”
by Spinoraptor159 February 15, 2018
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