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Amber turd 

Taking a huge shit on you and your partners bed for them to clean it up
She left an amber turd on the bed

amber turd 

a stupid bitch who took a shit on the amazing Jhonny Depp's bed and claimed he abused her, also the act of shitting really big and it hurts
p1; I just took an amber turd broo
p2; oh daaaang bro is your asshole okay?

Amber turd 

The act of pooping on a bed, usually done against people you despise. It is done to mark your territory, usually performed by primates.
Person A: oh lord and mercy, someone did an amber turd, right on my bed.
Person B: what's that?
Person A: it's when you shit on someone's bed.
Amber turd by Prosimian June 14, 2022

amber turd 

An offensive smelling shit or fart
"i just had the worst amber turd"

"that curry last night gave me the worst amber turd"

Amber Turd 

A devious sex move in which the female has to poop on the male's side of the bed and then pretend like she didn't and that it's not funny
F: Hey baby, want me to amber turd tn?
M: Sorry babe, can't watch you amber turd, my dog stepped on a bee
Amber Turd by GBalbo3odSw4g May 27, 2022

Amber Turd 

A piece of shit, who wrongfully threw shade at Johnny Depp in order to join the me too movement . This basically ruined the man’s life. Depp did however get justice in the defamation trial.
June 1st, 2022 will forever be remembered as the Day that Amber Turd almost defamed Captain Jack Sparrow.
Amber Turd by cj_litt June 2, 2022