alpaca

a relitive to the Llama that has a tendency to be very pickey about the silkeyness of it's coat, likes expensive shampoo and african cheese.

I saw an Alpaca being sherred for it's silky coat, then washed with expensive shampoo, after,they fed it African cheese as an award for its good behavior.

by Claire April 25, 2005

Horny alpaca

When your not horny at all but pretend like it to be cool

Steve: Man I'm so horny right now!
Craig: Alright, your definitely a Horny alpaca
Steve: Dude...

by kentird34 June 22, 2010

alpacaness

1. The queen of the alpacas
2. Something to describe something better then you

Urban Dictionary's alpacaness is off the charts!

by D1xon_C1d3r April 7, 2017

Alpaca Pussy

A bad feeling of sickness, used like this:

"Hey Steve, sorry if i'm not able to call today. I'm feeling like alpaca pussy and I hope we get to talk soon *insert kiss because the real ones kiss the boys* *ends voicemail*

Steve, listening to that shit: What the absolute hell is this man on.

by WTMS369 September 28, 2020

Prickly alpaca

An amazing youtuber and artist who deserves all the add money and views she gets

"Do you watch prickly alpaca"

by Ghostbeans March 7, 2022

Alpaca Kyoko

The Ultimate Alpaca

Makoto Naegi: What the fuck, who is Alpaca Kyoko

by AlpacaKyoko July 17, 2019

alpacapalooza

The greatest alpaca event ever to be held in the history of alpaca events. Alpacas from all over the universe descend on a small town in Washington and proceed to show off their beautiful, creamy fur coats. However, the only thing missing from this great event is this...nus.

Dude #1: "Wow, man. This alpacapalooza is the greatest alpaca event I've ever been to. How do they manage to fit all these amazing alpacas into one place? It really is amazing. There's something missing though...and I can't seem put my finger on it..."

Dude #2: "THE NUS!!!!"

by Sup Neri April 22, 2008