CPR Alpacas

Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.

Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

alpha kenny one

some thing you trick your friend to say
say it 10 times fast and sounds like "i'll fuck any one" go on, try it=)

hey bob, say alpha kenny one 10 times fast loud to that group of people over there

by Lilic December 27, 2008

alpha-faggot

Brace yourself. Alpha-faggot is a relationship type refers to a consensual subculture/fetish in which a a dominant male (the alpha) treats a submissive male (the faggot) in a manner purposefully designed by both parties to denigrate the "faggot" and exalt the "alpha." It draws on a notion of male hierarchy similar to patriarchal views--that there are some men who are inherently superior as a matter of biology (similar to the view that men are inherently, biologically superior to women). This means that "alphas" come out on top of the hierarchy with "faggots" as little more than objects to be used. Often it diverts the stigma that attaches to masculine tops who get paid by wealthy bottoms to have sex with those bottoms. For example, instead of applying a social stigma to the "gay for pay" top, the alpha-faggot fetish would exalt the alpha's ability to exploit thirsty "cash faggots."

Alpha: "Worthless pussyboy cash faggots like you were made to get slapped, spit on, fucked in your pussies, deepthroated, and forced to drink alpha piss by alphas like me."

Faggot: "I was born inferior--destined to be locked in an alpha-faggot relationship in which my alpha uses me in whatever way pleases him."

by db4264 August 8, 2017

Aljawharah

Aljawharah is a beautiful girl, who is intelligent and skillful. The name “Aljawharah” is found in Middle East and it means “Jewel” in Arabic. It refers to how this girl is as pretty as a jewel.

Aljawharah, despite her young age, is a genius, and ahead of her age.

This girl’s mind is wondeful, she must be Aljawharah!

by Jaovx October 2, 2018

screaming alpha

Navy slang for a person engulfed in flames, usually running around screaming; so termed because burning people fit into the category of class-A/class-Alpha fires (those involving solid, organic combustibles and which leave ashes).

"If you watch that news film of the Hindenburg crash, you can see a bunch of screaming alphas come running out of the wreckage."

by Dr. Twisted August 30, 2004

Generation Alpha

According to social researcher Mark McCrindle in his book 'The ABC of XYZ: Understanding the Global Generations' (www.mccrindle.com.au), this is what we can expect the next generation to be called. Given the fact that the generational span has contracted significantly from 20-25 years to 15 years, he also predicts that the next generation is due to begin in 2010.
So, why 'Alpha'? With generational analysis having moved from a stage of foundation to consolidation, a more predictable labelling system is being formed. There being consensus on the alphabetised theme of Generations X, Y and Z, it is most likely that the next generation will be Generation Alpha (the first letter of the Greek alphabet). This nomenclature of moving to the Greek alphabet after exhausting the Latin one (A, B, C, D etc), has a long history with meteorologists. In fact, scientists of all disciplines use the Greek alphabet as a labelling sequence and so it looks likely that the sociologists will follow this trend with the generations too.

"Do you know they are saying the next generation will be called Generation Alpha?"

by Wolfwoman September 13, 2009

Alejah

Someone who is a hopeless romantic, but a realist due to her heartbreaks. She's stubborn when it comes to people whom she loves most. She's really hard to talk to because she's so damn pretty. She's happy in public, but a total bad ass when she's pissed, and seeing her sad is the complete worst. She doesn't stop in arguments until she's proven right. When it comes to relationships, she'll treat a guy like her prince. She'll spoil you with hugs and kisses. She sees beyond your imperfections. She likes surprises rather than planned events. She's your ideal girl, but way better.

Guy 1: I got to know Alejah yesterday and wow she's perfect.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I let her go and I really do regret it.

by HEYHEYHEYYYYY November 9, 2014