aloofsion

The fake aloofness that individuals display in the early stages of a relationship in order to mask their true feelings.

The aloofsion was shattered after he asked me to meet his parents.

by ginnerlynn February 19, 2011

Alooy

The straightest person ever on earth, unlike Anne, who's gay as fuck.

Guy#1: This guy is straight as fuck.
Guy#2: Yeah, that's Alooy.

by rrtyui June 14, 2018

alooza

someone/something who is inferior to you. Or in other words its fuckin shit.
Variations are manade, manader, manooze, manooza, manana, manoot and shadynickle.

Tony blair is alooza

by Workid January 23, 2007

port-a-loo

a toilet on wheels. a little room in which to do a 1, 2 OR 3. unloading your bowels or emptying your bladder on a bog with one-ply toilet paper. painfull and smelly. and sorry for you if its runny. EISH WENA(see 'EISH WENA').
no worries about flushing! no one else does it! infact, many of them have had the flushing handle stolen. but some are a little more sofisticated... they have a BUTTON!

emma; man! i really need to take a dump.
aimee; well, theres a PORT-A-LOO over there.
emma; thank goodness for portable tiolets!!! i'm off to do my business...that means a CRAP.
claire; enjoy fattie.

by emza, aimz, pookie November 20, 2005

aloose

something coming apart, to separate or divide, or break away from another part of an object.

I don't know how that came aloose.

by T_Baby_77 December 16, 2008

Poop Aloof

When one is too shy to poop at a friend's house, and must resort to coming up with lies and excuses to go back to their house in order to take care of business.

"Homie says he went home to check on his cat, but I'm pretty sure he went home to take a dump."

"Why didn't he just go here?"

"Because there's only one bathroom and he's poop aloof."

by Beehiver January 26, 2010

Aloofishness

To be aloof, calm or zen.

I am full of aloofishness

by AJtheCabbage October 23, 2011