Definitions by rrtyui

Alooy 

The straightest person on earth, unlike Anne who's gay as fuck.

Guy#1: Man, that's the straightest guy I've ever seen.
Guy#2: Yeah, that's Alooy.

Alooy by rrtyui June 14, 2018

Alooy 

The straightest person ever on earth, unlike Anne, who's gay as fuck.

Guy#1: This guy is straight as fuck.
Guy#2: Yeah, that's Alooy.

Alooy by rrtyui June 14, 2018