alistair

a-lis-tar- adjective, noun, verb.
1. A superiority in being irritating to another person
2. To describe an annoying laugh  
3. A person who joins in, uninvited, to other's conversations  
4. A person who is oversensitive when people get their nationality wrong

1.Stop that! You're so alistair!
2.Dude, that laugh was alistair.
3.John, a alistair. He keeps butting in!
4.He's a alistair. He cried when I said he was from Malaysia by accident.

by ><" January 7, 2009

Alister

Your dad that claps your mom while she’s enjoying dropping the soap.He is very cool and helps people when he does this actions they don’t know what to do because of the awesomeness.YOU FUCK

Alister clapped my mom and I could here it from 87 miles away.

by Miningdiamondsfor3tears March 22, 2019

Alistair

An absolute dick NO-ONE every wants to date him. Alistair usually works in asda taking the bins out

Your such an alistair

by That.kid January 21, 2019

Alistair Lee

A male with a horse sized COCK

Yo that guy is such an Alistair Lee.

by AlistairLeeLover December 10, 2021

Alistair Jacobi

A very bad Motherfucker.
Occasionally eats 'meat' and dick.
Also likes rats.
Doesn't like cats very much though.

Alistair jacobi could rail me to death and I'd thank him.

by Nashuee September 8, 2021

Alistair

stinky boy, whos sweat smells and looks like piss. a bit obese and makes me want to kill myself.

Alistair is a fucking idiot hope I can smell him from a mile away

by jennyfromtheblock#pussyslay September 4, 2022

Alistair

Alistair is a very sexy prince and needs to get 150 followers on insta it is definitelynotprinceali so hit or miss and I’m already tracer

You look alistair today

by definitelynotprinceali January 18, 2019