Alanis Morissette

The greatest female singer ever!!!

I like the way Alanis morissette plays the harmonica and sings.

by 3plus3equal6 August 7, 2007

Alanis Morissette

to suddenly change from happy-go-lucky and cheerful to moody and angst ridden. Often as a result of a breakup (such as Alanis Morisettes's with Dave Coulier)

Megan: NO, I don't want to go to the mall! I can't believe that stupid ass cheated on me. I don't think I'm ever going to be the same. I'm going to sit in my room and listen to angst-ridden music.

by truthhh September 6, 2005

Alanis Morissette

An amazing pop-rock singer, who is most well-known for her chart-topping album called Jagged Little Pill.

Alanis Morissette is amazing.

by wingkon December 8, 2009

alanise

Alanise is a cute girl, even though she dosen’t like what you like, she will try to stay on topic. She will always make you smile. She might be complicated sometimes but later she will explain why.

Hi
Bro my alanise is so cool

by : Damn my Sister alanise,cool March 11, 2018

Alaušas

The highest god in the lithuanian cult of Alaušas. He possesses a giga cock. He is a very good and forgiving god and has sex with those who summon him. But the biggest sinners experience the wrath of his erection in the sinners' asses. The only one who has pleasure is Alaušas himself. He often competes with the demi-god lithuanian PE teacher Baltrušaitis. Wherever he goes, he carries his huge dick in his mighty hands. Anyone who his blessed to see it is stunned, shocked and will have good luck for eternity.

Person 1: Wait, can it be? Is that Alaušas? I think I'm gonna cum from the mere sight of his cock.
Person 2: Alaušas, please, fuck me with your big juicy cock. I want you to be my daddy.

by HighPriestOfTheCultOfAlaušas December 2, 2021

alans

"alans" is cockney rhymying slang for what we americans would call "panties."

"alan" is short for "alan whicker"
"alan whickers" rhymes with "knickers"
"knickers" = "a lady's underwear"

all right, all right. keep your alans on.

by A Henry January 21, 2006

Dirty Alanis

When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process

Me and my girl are going to try dirty Alanis tonight

by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022